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What's your favorite Seinfeld quote?
There are so many, but one of my favs is:
Cosmo Kramer: You're wasting your life.
George Costanza: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.
Cosmo Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: You got money?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have a woman?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any prospects?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?
George Costanza: Uh, no.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George Costanza: I like to get the Daily News.
Aug 2, 2008
7:32 AM
I watched that episode last week on TV Melissa , that conversation killed me ;=)
Giddy up!
Aug 3, 2008
12:21 PM
haha that episode cracked me up :)
my favourite one would be the ending of "the marine biologist" :D
Aug 11, 2008
9:41 AM
the soup nazi that funny
Aug 19, 2008
1:43 PM
-The Old Man-
Elaine: Hey Georgie, what happened with your guy?
George: I don't think it's gonna work out...
Jerry: Whattya mean?
George: He fired me.
Jerry: He fired you?!?
Elaine: *How* do you get fired from a volunteer job?
George: I dunno. I was just talking to the man and he walked out on me!
Jerry: Well, I dunno about you two, but I'm quitting. I hate my guy.
He's a mean, mean guy.
Elaine: I wish I could quit...
Jerry: So quit!
George: Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well.
I come form a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my
grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up.
Aug 27, 2008
7:32 PM
So hilarious! I love that one...
Aug 28, 2008
5:00 AM
One I can remember in this moment is when Jerry sais to Elaine "Look at the cookie!" He sugests that world leaders shoul discuss important issues by looking at the cookie. That will fix all the problems for sure :-)
Dec 26, 2008
2:58 PM
***the sea was angry that day my friends-george
***a simple joke from a simple man-george
***but i don't want to be a pirate-jerry
***i'm gonna save every rupi-babu bat
***she has man hands-jerry
***it writes upside down,the autronats use it-jack clumpus
***i know the basic plot-george
and lots lots more
Feb 25
1:12 PM